BIG EVENTS for Record Store Day
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Stock up on the real thing.
FREE HOT DOGS
Some exclusions apply. Color may vary. Not available in all states.
See website for details. No purchase necessary. Pregnant women,
the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure.
Do not put in rectum. No other warranty expressed or implied. May be
too intense for some viewers. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Drop
in any mailbox. Edited for television. Not responsible for direct,
indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any
defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only.
Sanitized for your protection. Employees and their families are not
eligible. Beware of dog. Limited time offer. Driver does not carry
cash. Decision of judges is final. Void where prohibited. Some
assembly required. Subject to approval. Process promptly. Use only
as directed. For recreational use only. Care should be taken when
lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent
on its velocity relative to the user. Do not use while bathing or in a
shower. Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. Do not use as ear
plugs. For indoor or outdoor use only. May be harmful if swallowed.
Do not attempt to put in pants. Safe for use around pets. In case of
flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
Use only on affected area. May be too intense for some viewers.
Subject to change without notice. All models over 18 years of age.
Slippery when wet. Times approximate. Hostess will seat you.
Batteries not included. No passes accepted for this engagement.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Penalty for private use.